I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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