Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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