South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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