Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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