All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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