I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Your penis caused this!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize