Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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