Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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