And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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