Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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