im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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