if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
oh god the rape fog is back!
I am midnight drunk by noon
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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