I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I had to cum in my sink.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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