Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It was like getting head from an anaconda
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
