my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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