Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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