I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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