We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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