yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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