we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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