Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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