bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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