I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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