I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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