and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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