It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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