Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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