That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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