oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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