You can't motorboat a personality
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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