Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
