Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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