I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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