i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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