Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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