For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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