You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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