yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I forgot wine drunk hurts
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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