North Korea, Best Korea!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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