i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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