Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize