Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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