btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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