Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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