you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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