At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Im part way to drunk.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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