I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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