Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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