I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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