Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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