Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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