I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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