i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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